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Politics
The mayor remains tangled in the city's long-running bandwidth controversy after a hot-mic moment caught him insisting that "egress isn't real." Aides spent the afternoon explaining that the packets are, in fact, leaving. Opposition leaders demanded an immediate uplink and a public traceroute.
Technology
Downtown's beloved <marquee> — a fixture since the early web — has been slated for demolition after years of deprecation. Planners say the lot will be redeveloped into several competing microframeworks, none of which agree on routing.
Technology
Researchers in the Department of Applied Philosophy, Business, and Mechanics report that under load a webpage emits electrical signals resembling human feeling. The study stops short of confirming heartbreak, but notes one server "seemed wistful" mid-redraw.
Lifestyle
Our exhaustive survey of fifty-six people under the age of fifty-six who answered our survey reveals their secrets to success at answering surveys. Chief among them: answering surveys. The rest declined to elaborate, citing other surveys.
Lifestyle
Ready the clown makeup — Javascript Day approaches, and the whole town is already reflowing. Organizers promise the parade runs synchronously this year, pending one final callback. We map where the action will be, and which route has the fewest dependencies.